MY OTHER THOUGHTS FOR TODAY
Scientists have identified 51 human genes that are tied to intelligence. And, for the record, none of those genes had holes or tears in them.
Graduation time reminds me of those three special words that mom and dad said to me right after I got my diploma: 'Get a job!'
.If you want to get out of Dodge before Memorial Day Weekend you might want to start by asking yourself, "How the hell did I end up in Dodge?"Katy Perry's new concert tour is called "Witness." Apparently, she's cut off all of her hair and is in protection.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West celebrated their third wedding anniversary this week. Pay up!
For all the publicity Katy Perry is getting out of her feud with Taylor Swift, I'm going to announce that I'm feuding with Taylor, too. Technically speaking, she's not speaking to me. (OK, so she doesn't know me... )