STAR WARS KICKS TREK BUTT
It's May the 4th be with day. Here are the top 10 reasons why Star Wars characters would kick butt in the Star Trek Universe.
- In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on "stun."
- The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp -- the Millennium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.
- After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable. After pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.
- Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
- Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
- Two words: "light sabers."
- The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.
- Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
- Picard pilots the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.
- The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.
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