TODAY IS

TODAY IS

Jillian Michaels of "The Biggest Loser" is 42 today, down from a 48.

Molly Ringwald turns 48 today. She was "all that" back in the 1980s. Now she's a little bit of that, and mostly this. I remember her in "16 Candles." That was many, many candles ago.

Dr. Dre turns 51 today. When I think of the phrase, "Just what the doctor ordered," I think of him.

Vanna White celebrates birthday number 59 today, with a delicious C _ K _. Would you like to buy a vowel?

• Even at that age, she's still turning letters.
• Some people turn over a new leaf, she turns over a new letter.
• She may be 57 today, but she still turns heads, and letters.

John Travolta celebrates birthday number 62. He's going to write a book on Tulips. I'm sorry, that was bulb fiction. I'm hoping that some day he stops doing fiction and finally makes the movie, "Pulp Fact."

Yoko Ono turns 83 today. There's another party Paul McCartney won't get into. And she still can't sing.

National Battery Day -- check the batteries on your smoke detectors.