Other Thoughts.....

Denmark says it may start taxing beef to fight climate change. The measure has 100% support among cows.

The most popular boys' name in 2015 was Noah. Is there something you people aren't telling me?

The next "Sharknado" movie will air in July, as foretold in Revelations.

Kate Middleton says that her children have a pet hamster named Marvin. For those of you keeping score at home, I believe he's 16th in line to the throne.

I'd put together an earthquake kit but the idea of having that many bottles of expensive Scotch just sitting around bothers me.