Other Thoughts....
A new study claims that the average person spends .45% of their life having sex. (I'll just assume you saw that period before the percentage) By all accounts, I should be dead by now. I guess that means I'll live to be 150, huh?
Remember, you're the only person who pull off your own identify theft flawlessly.
Ozzy Osbourne has ended his affair with his hair stylist. Now the tough part -- no, not patching things up with Sharon -- finding a new stylist.
Bumpersticker seen in New York: "I drive too fast to worry about cholesterol."
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