Other Thoughts...

They may be breaking up, but Kelly and Michael won a Daytime Emmy for their show. Michael doesn't know where he's going to put his statue. Meanwhile, Kelly has a suggestion.

The CEO of Yahoo, Marissa Mayer, would get $55-million to leave Yahoo if it is sold. I would have done it for only $45-million.

Sony has filed for a patent for new contact lenses that can record video, store it, play it back - and adjust zoom, focus and aperture automatically. I can almost see the "12, 12, 12" flashing in front of me.

A company claims its new cat collar can translate meows to human speech. I think a lot of cat owners will be disturbed to find out the only things they say are, "Feed me," "Pet me" and "God, I can't stand you."

A British doctor says that someone who has already been born will live to be 1,000. The key is, of course, being really bad at math.

A woman is suing Starbucks for $5-million because she says they put too much ice in her coffee drink. Well, actually, it was $1-million for the ice and $4-million for spelling her name wrong every time.