Other Thoughts...

"The Shining" is being performed in Minnesota as an opera. It isn't over until the Fat Lady is terrorized by evil twins.

McDonald's is testing garlic fries in California, while Arizona is saying, "Oh, THAT'S where the smell was coming from!"

Caitlyn Jenner is going to pose nude on the cover of Sports Illustrated. Does anybody remember asking anyone asking?

Have you ever noticed there's never a bee around when you need a nail pulled out?

Just thinking this out loud: if you have a problem with a store's bathroom policy, why not just go before you go there?