TODAY IS

David Beckham turns 41 today.

Yeah, surprised it's not a holiday, too.
I'm so tired of being mistaken for him.
He's an amazing soccer player. In fact, his wife, Victoria is really about the only one who can keep him from scoring.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson celebrates his 44th birthday.

He's never heard the phrase, "As dumb as a rock." I wouldn't to be the first to tell him.
Imagine finding him in your shoe.
Not many people know my nickname is also "The Rock." Unfortunately, because of my arteries.

Lou Gramm the lead singer of Foreigner, turns 66 today.

He's pretty much Foreigner, which is why Donald Trump wants to build a wall around him and make him pay for it.
Hot Blooded, yes, but only while sitting in front of a fire.
He used to sing "Waiting For a Girl Like You" at concerts, now he belts it out for his nurse.

Englebert Humperdinck turns the big 8-0. In his day, he was quite the heart throb. Now he's just trying to keep his own heart throbbing.