TODAY IS

Of course, we must say, "May the 4th be with you."

It's Cinco De Mayo Eve!

Lance Bass of 'N Sync turns 37 today. His autobiography was titled, "Out of Sync." It was between that and "Kitch 'n Sync."

Mike Dirnt of Green Day is 44. I'd say "he's the odd one" but that wouldn't help.

Country singer Randy Travis turns 57 today. No explaining how. Mr. "Forever and Ever" is getting down to just "and ever!"

Pia Zadora turns 60, a year for every inch tall.

Jackie Jackson, one of the least known and most repetitive of the Jackson Five, turns 65 today. He'd be the LaToya of the Jackson family if there wasn't already one.

George Will turns 75. He's a political columnist who makes the FOX News Network look liberal.