TOP FIVE CREATIVE REASONS FOR BEING LATE TO WORK

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  1. I didn't want to say, but that company watch you gave me doesn't work very well.
  2. Damn, that time machine! I've got to get that fixed.
  3. Sounds like somebody didn't hear we're turning back the clocks early this year
  4. Donald Trump was talking with me about the VP slot
  5. Another alien abduction. Yeah, 3rd one this week.

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