TOP FIVE REASONS YOU PROBABLY WON'T COME BACK TO THIS RESTAURANT

1. Only restaurant in town with its own coroner.
2. There are always ambulances parked outside, but no one in the restaurant
3. Instead of a daily special, they have a "Roadkill of the Day"
4. Your waiter recommended the restaurant next door
5. The constant use of the phrase, "Get it yourself"