TOP FIVE SIGNS THIS SPEECH WON'T BE AS MEMORABLE AS THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS

1. He said, "Peace. Out" and dropped the mike at the beginning of the speech
2. The opening line of "Ladies and gentlemen and 'sup, homies... "
3. Well, the 377 "uh's" might be a Guinness Book record
4. It was written on the side of a McDonald's Super-Size cup
5. It included the phrase, "Does anyone else want to read this?"