TOP FIVE THINGS NOT TO SAY TO MOM ON MOTHER'S DAY

1. "Am I the reason for those crow's feet?"
2. "I hope you don't mind, but this is last year's card... again"
3. "Can I borrow $20?"
4. "Mom, there's something that happen in high school that I want to tell you about, now that the statute of limitations has passed... "
5. "Remember the first time we saw each other and I was naked?"