Why Jail Sucks: No Guerlain's Moisturizer!

Vietnamese Playboy Playmate Angie Vu (from the Venezuela edition) complained to the New York Daily News that her five-plus months in jail in Brooklyn have been "torture" and "cruel" because of her lack of access to beauty care. Vu is fighting extradition to France for taking her 9-year-old daughter in violation of the father's custody claim and is locked up until a federal judge rules. Among her complaints: "turning pale" in the "harsh light"; lack of "Guerlain's moisturizer"; inability to look at herself for months (because glass mirrors are prohibited); and "worrying" about being hit on by "lesbians" which she claims causes "wrinkles." At least there's one upside. She also said she found God in jail and now passes time reading the Bible. (New York Daily News)