Wednesday, May 10, 2017

IT'S A GAS GAS GAS

Here are some true facts about passing gas, you know, the really cheap kind: 

  • The average man with a healthy diet lets out a quart of gas every day. That equals 10-15 gastr-explosions between the legs. 
  • Women pass gas 8 or 9 times a day. 
  • Dogs gulp so much air when they drink and eat that they fart up to 30 times a day. 
  • The average speed a toot is 10 feet per second. 
  • The gassiest foods are: Beans, Mushrooms, Cabbage and Onions. 



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