MY OTHER THOUGHTS FOR TODAY

The CEO of Sears is blaming the media for the store's economic problems. I think that their customers just aren't spending enough. Both of them! Remember, it's the little things that make larger objects look bigger. 

Five Great White Sharks were spotted off the California coast this week. Probably heard about the Santa Clarita Diet.

 They've had over 40 minor earthquakes around the Seattle area this past week. The thing is, everyone's so caffeinated, no one noticed.