MRE & Wise Words with CMSgt Leible

TOP FIVE SIGNS YOU'RE NOT GETTING A CHRISTMAS BONUS

1. On your door, you find a lovely wreath of pink slips
2. What you call "my new office," everybody else calls "the supply closet"
3. When your boss came over for Thanksgiving, he was crushed under avalanche of stolen office supplies
4. In your most recent performance evaluation, the word "crap" appeared 78 times
5. You're the starting quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys