HOW TO TELL YOU OVERDECORATED FOR THE HOLIDAYS
- Real wise men show up at your house.
- The disc in your meter is spinning so fast, you can cut lumber.
- The power company sends you a gift basket.
- When the Fire Dept. does a nightly drive-by.
- You come in from your yard with a sunburn and it's night-time!
- Your home is listed with the star registry.
- Your neighbors wear sunglasses to bed.
- Airplanes land in your driveway.
- Six months to put up. Six months to take down.
- Your plants bloom.
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