THE SIX COMMON SIGNS YOU ARE SLEEP-DEPRIVED

1. An airline tries to charge you extra for the two bags under your eyes
2. You fell asleep while riding a broncin' buck at a rodeo
3. You actually snore while you're awake
4. You now require 2.4-gallons of coffee each morning to feel half-awake
5. You lose bursts of time and miss thinks, like number 6