TOP FIVE SIGNS SUMMER IS ALMOST OVER

1. The Cubs are... wait! OMG, they're still in first place!
2. I'm willing to kick in money if we can talk the teachers into going back early
3. The neighbor girl who had the lemonade stand is carrying a Gucci bag
4. The green slime is almost halfway across the wading pool
5. It's starting to get dark earlier during happy hour