TOP FIVE EXCUSES FOR TAKING FRIDAY OFF THAT PROBABLY WON'T WORK

1. Ryan Lochte called and needs my help
2. I need time off to work on that special surprise party for you. Oops! I've said too much already.
3. Did you know Friday is "Reward your favorite employee Day?"
4. My someone I haven't mentioned before died
5. They moved Labor Day to Friday this year.