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Retired basketball player Kobe Bryant (Lakers) turns 38 today. His birthday parties are always problematic.
They asked him to pass the cake and he really has a hard time passing anything.
He pretty much has everything he wants and whatever you do, don't order room service.
He's pretty easy to shop for, all you have to do is give him the ball and he's happy.
Rick Springfield turns 67 today. These days, he wishes he was Jessie's great grand girl.
Shelley Long from "Cheers" also turns 67 today. Working all those years at the bar has its toll. For the rest of her life, she'll probably get birthday gifts from Kirstie Alley, as we might not have ever known who she was if Shelly hadn't left "Cheers." So Kirstie can blame everything on Shelly. There, all figured out.
Barbara Eden, who played Jeannie on the old TV series, "I Dream of Jeannie," turns 82 today. The good news: she's staying out of the bottle these days.
Political satirist Mark Russell turns 84 today. Boy, if you ever needed a good Jimmy Carter zinger, Mark was your guy.
They asked him to pass the cake and he really has a hard time passing anything.
He pretty much has everything he wants and whatever you do, don't order room service.
He's pretty easy to shop for, all you have to do is give him the ball and he's happy.
Rick Springfield turns 67 today. These days, he wishes he was Jessie's great grand girl.
Shelley Long from "Cheers" also turns 67 today. Working all those years at the bar has its toll. For the rest of her life, she'll probably get birthday gifts from Kirstie Alley, as we might not have ever known who she was if Shelly hadn't left "Cheers." So Kirstie can blame everything on Shelly. There, all figured out.
Barbara Eden, who played Jeannie on the old TV series, "I Dream of Jeannie," turns 82 today. The good news: she's staying out of the bottle these days.
Political satirist Mark Russell turns 84 today. Boy, if you ever needed a good Jimmy Carter zinger, Mark was your guy.
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