THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW

• Tom Brady is now wearing a Megyn Kelly haircut. Just sayin'.
• John Stamos and Taylor Lautner are joining the cast of "Scream Queens" this season.
• Just a day after his arrest on assault charges, Chris Brown has released a new song, "What Would You Do?" on his Soundcloud account.
• 500 cows were reportedly rustled from a ranch in New Zealand.
• An 18-year-old woman in Texas has enrolled in college along with her 82-year-old grandfather.
• A report says the iPhone will lose its Home button next year.
• Lowe's says it will soon begin using autonomous service robots in some stores.
• Mark Cuban is reportedly being considered to be used as a stand in for Donald Trump in Hillary Clinton's debate rehearsals.
• Samsung has delayed shipments of Galaxy Note 7 smartphones in South Korea for extra quality control testing after reports that batteries in some of the jumbo smartphones exploded while they were being charged.
• They're saying that more and more people are using drones to catch their cheating spouses.
• Thunder fan Ryan Nazari, feeling jilted, has started a petition urging the town of Durant, OK, to change its name to Westbrook.
• What are the odds that Shaquille O'Neal would look down and see a wallet on the ground, pick it up and discover it belonged to David Beckham?
• Then there was that mystery UFO that was spotted (and captured on video) by the International Space Station.
• Queen Elizabeth is advertising for a housekeeping assistant to live and work in Buckingham Palace.
• Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg met with the Pope this week and gave him a drone.
• Papa John's has announced it will be coming out with an app for Apple TV that will allow customers to order pizza from their screen.
• A British chef who ate the world's hottest noodles -- 4,000 times stronger than Tabasco sauce -- went temporarily deaf for two minutes after eating the dish.
• Veteran Talk radio host Dr. Joy Browne died suddenly last Saturday, August 27. She was 71.
• Georgetown University will give preference in admissions to the descendants of slaves owned by the Maryland Jesuits as part of its effort to atone for profiting from the sale of enslaved people.