OTHER STUFF...
A Malaysian man is seeking a refund after a failed exorcism. It's only fair. If it had been successful and he didn't pay, he probably would have been repossessed.
Arnold Schwarzenegger's new catchphrase on The New Celebrity Apprentice is, "You're terminated. Get to the chopper." Which is ironically what Donald Trump tweeted to North Korea moments ago.
The best New Year's resolution heard so far: "I'm going to stop procrastinating, starting next month."
Saw this on the Internet: I got kicked out of my Community Theater group when the director asked to see me limp. How was I to know he was talking about walking?
Arnold Schwarzenegger's new catchphrase on The New Celebrity Apprentice is, "You're terminated. Get to the chopper." Which is ironically what Donald Trump tweeted to North Korea moments ago.
The best New Year's resolution heard so far: "I'm going to stop procrastinating, starting next month."
Saw this on the Internet: I got kicked out of my Community Theater group when the director asked to see me limp. How was I to know he was talking about walking?
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