TODAY IS
Naya Rivera, who was part of the cast of "Glee," turns the big 3-0 today. I feel a song breaking out any minute. We're pretty sure Lea Michele will not be part of the festivities.
Melanie Chisholm turns 43 today. You know as Sporty Spice from the Spice Girls. Today "Sporty Spice" sounds like a deodorant.
Rob Zombie turns 51 today... in this lifetime. I've said it before and I'll say it again: if I ever became a zombie, I'd just die.
Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, turns 53 and is taking his family on a cruise, his treat. Yes, even in his personal life, he's offering free shipping.
Howard Stern turns 63 today, but only on satellite.
Kirstie Alley is 66 today. By process of elimination, you know I meant years old, right? She was once on the show, "Cheers." The other day, I thought I saw her as part of a Cheers reunion... it turned out just to be her!
Rush Limbaugh turns 66 today. He's been Mr. Right to four wives and Mr. Far Right to everybody else.
The "Amazing Kreskin" turns 82 today. He's a mentalist, known for being able to read minds. Whenever he feels like a quick read, he visits President Bush.
Melanie Chisholm turns 43 today. You know as Sporty Spice from the Spice Girls. Today "Sporty Spice" sounds like a deodorant.
Rob Zombie turns 51 today... in this lifetime. I've said it before and I'll say it again: if I ever became a zombie, I'd just die.
Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, turns 53 and is taking his family on a cruise, his treat. Yes, even in his personal life, he's offering free shipping.
Howard Stern turns 63 today, but only on satellite.
Kirstie Alley is 66 today. By process of elimination, you know I meant years old, right? She was once on the show, "Cheers." The other day, I thought I saw her as part of a Cheers reunion... it turned out just to be her!
Rush Limbaugh turns 66 today. He's been Mr. Right to four wives and Mr. Far Right to everybody else.
The "Amazing Kreskin" turns 82 today. He's a mentalist, known for being able to read minds. Whenever he feels like a quick read, he visits President Bush.
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