TODAY IS
You don't care that it's Friday the 13th, right?
Liam Hemsworth turns 27 today. I'll pause for a moment. OK, we're back.
William Hung, who spent his entire 15 minutes of fame singing, "She bangs!" turns 34 today. He used up his entire 15-minutes of fame and I believe owes us five.
Orlando Bloom turns the big 4-0 today.
Patrick Dempsey turns 51 today. Yeah, I don't know why it's not a holiday, either.
Trace Adkins turns 55 today. That's the country singer, not the diet doctor. Remember, without him, we would have never had Honky Tonk Badonkadonk.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus celebrates her 56th birthday today. However, she'll always be ageless as the next-door-neighbor of Clark Griswald every Christmas. Wait a minute, I thought she'll forever be "Elaine."
William B. Davis turns 79 today. He was "the Smoking Man" in The X-Files. Yes, he's still around.
Liam Hemsworth turns 27 today. I'll pause for a moment. OK, we're back.
William Hung, who spent his entire 15 minutes of fame singing, "She bangs!" turns 34 today. He used up his entire 15-minutes of fame and I believe owes us five.
Orlando Bloom turns the big 4-0 today.
- You should be ashamed of what you're thinking. And that goes to you, too, ladies.
- I can't remember the names of the characters he played in "Lord of the Rings" or "Pirates of the Caribbean."
- All I can remember about him is my wife calling him "Yummy."
Patrick Dempsey turns 51 today. Yeah, I don't know why it's not a holiday, either.
Trace Adkins turns 55 today. That's the country singer, not the diet doctor. Remember, without him, we would have never had Honky Tonk Badonkadonk.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus celebrates her 56th birthday today. However, she'll always be ageless as the next-door-neighbor of Clark Griswald every Christmas. Wait a minute, I thought she'll forever be "Elaine."
William B. Davis turns 79 today. He was "the Smoking Man" in The X-Files. Yes, he's still around.
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