TODAY IS
Zooey Deschanel turns 37 today. That's one year for every way that people pronounce her last name.
Kid Rock turns 46 today. You don't see 46-year-old kids very often. At what age should he become Man Rock?
The rubber mug of Jim Carrey turns 55 today if the star of "Liar! Liar!" can be trusted. Alrighty, then. He still has his natural hair color. But, I'll bet in 20 years, he'll be "all whitey then."
Susanna Hoffs turns 58 today. She used to sing with the Bangles... these days, she serves bagels.
Wow, Maury Povich turns 78 today. There's a reason he's not doing daytime TV shows anymore. If he still was, today's episode would have been "Oh, crap! We did that subject yesterday?"
James Earl Jones celebrates his 86th birthday today. Hard to believe Lord Vader is that old.
Betty White turns 95 today. The woman is eternal. Yes, she's still got it... she just can't remember where she left it. I don't want to say she's old, but her birth certificate is written on papyrus.
Kid Rock turns 46 today. You don't see 46-year-old kids very often. At what age should he become Man Rock?
The rubber mug of Jim Carrey turns 55 today if the star of "Liar! Liar!" can be trusted. Alrighty, then. He still has his natural hair color. But, I'll bet in 20 years, he'll be "all whitey then."
Susanna Hoffs turns 58 today. She used to sing with the Bangles... these days, she serves bagels.
Wow, Maury Povich turns 78 today. There's a reason he's not doing daytime TV shows anymore. If he still was, today's episode would have been "Oh, crap! We did that subject yesterday?"
James Earl Jones celebrates his 86th birthday today. Hard to believe Lord Vader is that old.
Betty White turns 95 today. The woman is eternal. Yes, she's still got it... she just can't remember where she left it. I don't want to say she's old, but her birth certificate is written on papyrus.
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