WOULD YOU RATHER

• Would you rather lick the head of a marathon runner after a sweaty race or lick the entire surface of a car hood that hasn't been washed in a year?
• Would you rather have to spend every weekend until you finished setting up 100,000 dominoes in rows creating the ultimate domino chain, or spend every weekend repeatedly playing the game Operation until you were able to remove every bone in succession without ringing the buzzer?
• Would you rather find out your spouse is having an affair or has a terminal disease?
• Would you rather be a guest on a daytime talk show with no idea what was going to happen to you, or sing the national anthem at a nationally televised football game?
• Would you rather meet your greatest hero and throw up on them, or be arrested and publicly accused of stalking your hero.
• Would you rather be awakened every morning by a special alarm clock that pours a bucket of cold water on your head or, always have to wear shoes that were one size too small?
• Would you rather spend a year earning a living as a proctologist or a year earning a living as a door to door salesperson?
• Would you rather be buried up to your neck and have your head used as a golf tee for a day, or spend a day at the office where every time someone spoke to you, you would uncontrollably break into the chorus of "I Am The Walrus?"