WOULD YOU RATHER?

• Would you rather drink one quart of milk and ride a rollercoaster, or ride a rollercoaster behind someone who just drank a quart of milk?
• Would you rather only be capable of communicating through the use of a Speak & Spell, or only when your mouth is completely full of pudding?
• Would you rather speak to the tune of Village People songs or, have your sole means of motion be sixties dancing?
• Would you rather know all of your co-worker's salaries or all your co-worker's sexual history?
• Would you rather marry a whiner, or marry a bully?
• Would you rather be unable to distinguish between Vaseline and mustard, or the letters b and d?
• Would you rather smoke 100 cigarettes nasally, or tongue clean 50 New York City public phone mouthpieces?
• Would you rather cough the sound of bagpipes, or urinate crazy string?