CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED
- Schizophrenia: Do you Hear What I Hear?
- Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Kings Disoriented Are.
- Dementia: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas.
- Narcissistic: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me.
- Manic: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...
- Paranoid: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.
- Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why.
- Passive-Aggressive Personality: On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away).
- Borderline Personality Disorder: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.
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