TODAY IS
Mac Daddy from Kris Kross turns 38 today. McDonald's really should have had him as a spokesperson.
Joe Rogan turns 49 today. Years ago, he was the host of a show called "Fear Factor," where contestants had to do daring things. Today that would be the perfect name for a financial news show. However, the show no longer necessary since we have the presidential election.
Joe Jackson, who had the hit "Steppin' Out" a zillion years ago, turns 61 today. If he is steppin' Out, he's doing it more cautiously these days.
Eric Carmen, who at one time was the leader of "The Raspberries," turns 67 today. He sang "Hungry Eyes" from "Dirty Dancing" and a version of "All By Myself"... which Harry Nilsson and Celine Dion both sang, ironically.
Play In The Sand Day -- a mens magazine asked 100 women about their sand-combing goings-on.
• 96% consider it a crime when men stroll the sands wearing a thong.
• 93% would never wear a thong to the beach themselves.
• 93% think lifeguards are hot.
• 82% cried during the movie Beaches.
• 73% buy a new swimsuit every summer.
• 71% enjoy swimming naked in the ocean.
• 65% wax their bikini line.
• 64% claim they can swim 10 laps in an Olympic-size pool.
• 55% claim not to check out guys' packages at the beach.
• 52% pick up men at the beach.
• 50% use fake tanning spray.
• 43% have been to a nude beach.
• 40% enjoy sunbathing topless.
• 36% think guys who play football on the beach are tools.
• 25% find sand annoying.
• 19% have woken up on a beach not knowing how they got there.
• 12% prefer men in Speedos to shorts.
• 11% admit to combing the sand with a metal detector.
• 7% think Aquaman is hot.
• 0% have been attacked by a shark.
Presidential Joke Day -- an "unofficial" national holiday, which is celebrated annually, began on August 11, 1984 when President Ronald Reagan was doing a microphone test and made a joke not realizing that the microphone was on. “My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.”
Joe Rogan turns 49 today. Years ago, he was the host of a show called "Fear Factor," where contestants had to do daring things. Today that would be the perfect name for a financial news show. However, the show no longer necessary since we have the presidential election.
Joe Jackson, who had the hit "Steppin' Out" a zillion years ago, turns 61 today. If he is steppin' Out, he's doing it more cautiously these days.
Eric Carmen, who at one time was the leader of "The Raspberries," turns 67 today. He sang "Hungry Eyes" from "Dirty Dancing" and a version of "All By Myself"... which Harry Nilsson and Celine Dion both sang, ironically.
Play In The Sand Day -- a mens magazine asked 100 women about their sand-combing goings-on.
• 96% consider it a crime when men stroll the sands wearing a thong.
• 93% would never wear a thong to the beach themselves.
• 93% think lifeguards are hot.
• 82% cried during the movie Beaches.
• 73% buy a new swimsuit every summer.
• 71% enjoy swimming naked in the ocean.
• 65% wax their bikini line.
• 64% claim they can swim 10 laps in an Olympic-size pool.
• 55% claim not to check out guys' packages at the beach.
• 52% pick up men at the beach.
• 50% use fake tanning spray.
• 43% have been to a nude beach.
• 40% enjoy sunbathing topless.
• 36% think guys who play football on the beach are tools.
• 25% find sand annoying.
• 19% have woken up on a beach not knowing how they got there.
• 12% prefer men in Speedos to shorts.
• 11% admit to combing the sand with a metal detector.
• 7% think Aquaman is hot.
• 0% have been attacked by a shark.
Presidential Joke Day -- an "unofficial" national holiday, which is celebrated annually, began on August 11, 1984 when President Ronald Reagan was doing a microphone test and made a joke not realizing that the microphone was on. “My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.”
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