TODAY IS
Emily Robison of the Dixie Chicks is complaining about her 40th birthday today.
Steven Carell is 53 today. I'll bet the reason he still looks so young is that he waited until 40 to... well, you know...
Madonna turns 58 today, almost twice the age of her boy toys.
She used to be married to some director Guy named Ritchie... but I could never remember his first name.
By the way, what do you get for a girl who's had everyone?
You can tell the years are starting to catch up with her. At her last concert, she was wearing a support bustier.
Truthfully, the Material Girl should consider wearing more material.
Kathie Lee Gifford turns 63 today. Becoming a successful daytime TV talk show host has been a long Hoda Road.
Roller Coaster Day --
Steven Carell is 53 today. I'll bet the reason he still looks so young is that he waited until 40 to... well, you know...
Madonna turns 58 today, almost twice the age of her boy toys.
She used to be married to some director Guy named Ritchie... but I could never remember his first name.
By the way, what do you get for a girl who's had everyone?
You can tell the years are starting to catch up with her. At her last concert, she was wearing a support bustier.
Truthfully, the Material Girl should consider wearing more material.
Kathie Lee Gifford turns 63 today. Becoming a successful daytime TV talk show host has been a long Hoda Road.
Roller Coaster Day --
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