TOP FIVE SIGNS YOUR CO-WORKER HAD A ROUGH WEEKEND

1. He asks "Is it Friday yet?" at 9:16
2. There's... there's a gopher living in his hair
3. When he arrived, vultures started circling over the office
4. He's trying to hide it, but you can tell that's a full body cast under his suit
5. He was dropped off at work today by an ambulance