HO HO HOMEWORK
It's the nearest thing to a class in Christmas cheer at the "Santa School." The classes are organized by James Lovell, director of the marketing and public relations firm Ministry of Fun, a supplier of department store Santas. Think you could make it as a Santa? You'll have to learn:
- The names of all the reindeer. Donner, Blitzen, Cupid, Prancer, Dasher, Dancer, Comet, Vixen and Rudolph.
- How to say "Merry Christmas" in 20 languages.
- Saint Nick was born it was 280 A.D. and where he's originally from Patara, Turkey.
- How to keep your elves organized and how to keep a room full of screaming children in a calm, orderly line.
- Proper beard maintenance and boot shining technique.
- Which toys are hot, which toys are not, and what the differences are between them. Can you tell a Wii video game console from a walkie-talkie?
- How to keep the magic of Christmas alive.
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