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Hillary Clinton says that fake news cost her the election and that it needs to stop. Like that one going around now about Time Magazine naming Donald Trump its Person of the Year.
Pope Francis, Is warning the media over the "sin" of spreading false news. And then he'll dance the polka, Sorry, bad habit.
Overheard at a party over the weekend: "Oh, I'm drinking tonight. I'm just having wine."
Now I know why those Christmas train tickets were so cheap. It was aboard the Bi-Polar Express.
Questions that we need to answer in 2017: who let the Dogs Out?? Where's the beef?? How do you get to Sesame Street?? Why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps?? Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same?? or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?? Where is Waldo? Why are eggs packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails?? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?? Why is there a D in 'fridge' but not in refrigerator?? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor yet dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?? Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"--where's that extra penny going to?? Why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?? And just what is Victoria's secret?
Pope Francis, Is warning the media over the "sin" of spreading false news. And then he'll dance the polka, Sorry, bad habit.
Overheard at a party over the weekend: "Oh, I'm drinking tonight. I'm just having wine."
Now I know why those Christmas train tickets were so cheap. It was aboard the Bi-Polar Express.
Questions that we need to answer in 2017: who let the Dogs Out?? Where's the beef?? How do you get to Sesame Street?? Why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps?? Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same?? or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?? Where is Waldo? Why are eggs packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails?? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?? Why is there a D in 'fridge' but not in refrigerator?? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor yet dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?? Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"--where's that extra penny going to?? Why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?? And just what is Victoria's secret?
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