WAYS TO RELIEVE SHOPPING PAIN!

Christmas shopping time. That usually means a terrible time for the guys who get dragged out by their spouses to participate but end up usually bored sitting on some uncomfortable stool somewhere wondering how much longer this hell will endure. Well, guys get creative. Have some fun while you're out. Here are some suggestions of things to do while being dragged out shopping with your spouse, significant other, girlfriend or booty call.

• Walk up to any employee and say in a very official sounding voice: "Hey code 3 in children's shoes!" Then just sit back and see what happens. 
• Take a package of M&M's up to the customer service desk and ask to put them on lay away. 
• Hide inside the clothing racks and while someone browses through yell, "Pick me! Pick me!" 
• Look into the lens of a security camera and use it as a mirror to pick your nose. 
• Move the "Caution Wet Floor" sign to a carpeted area. 
• When someone asks if they can help you, yell out in a disturbed voice, "Can't you people just leave me alone?" 
• Dart around the whole store while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible!" 
• While looking over a rifle in the hunting section ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 
• Fill a shopping cart with so many items it's overflowing. Then go up to the check-out lines and find a guy with just one item. Then ask if you can get ahead of them.