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Wednesday, August 15, 2018

DANGER WILL ROBINSON!

Here are some fun warning labels on actual products:
  • Snow sled -- "Beware: sled may develop high speed under certain snow conditions"
  • DVD/Blu-Ray storage rack -- "Do not use as a ladder"
  • Fishing lure -- "Harmful if swallowed"
  • Carpenter's electric router -- "This product not intended for use as a dental drill"
  • Baby stroller -- "Remove child before folding"
  • Public toilet -- "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking"
  • Hand-held massager -- "Do not use while sleeping or unconscious"
  • Underarm deodorant -- "Caution: Do not spray in eyes"
  • Car sunshield -- "Do not drive with sunshield in place"
  • Fireplace log -- "Caution: Risk of Fire"
  • Sleep aid -- "Caution... Will Cause Drowsiness"
  • Mr. Bubble body wash -- "Keep Out Of Reach Of Young Children"
  • Cat litter -- "Safe To Use Around Pets"
  • Cheese spray -- "For best results, remove cap, hold applicator tip close to food, press tip firmly and move slowly across food surface"
  • Hair spray -- "Do not smoke until hair is dry"
  • Toilet bowl cleaner -- "It is not recommended that children or pets drink water from the toilet"
  • Chainshaw -- "Don't use genitals to stop this chainsaw"
  • Bottom of a jar of dill pickles -- "Open other end"
  • Laser printer toner cartridge -- "Do not eat toner"
  • Jar of peanut butter -- "Warning: may contain nuts"
  • Cigarette lighter -- "Do not expose flame"
  • Rubber ball -- "Choking hazard. This toy is a small ball"
  • Auto parts label -- "Before installing, please shut off engine"
  • Birth control pills -- "Do not use if you intend to become pregnant"
  • Sleeping pills -- "Warning: may cause drowsiness"
  • Dashboard of mail truck -- "Look before driving"
  • Bathroom cleanser -- "For best results start with clean bathtub"
  • Cruise ship railing -- "Do not jump from vessel while moving"
  • Frisbee -- "Warning: may contain small parts"
  • Sharpening stone -- "Warning: knives are sharp"

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