DANGER WILL ROBINSON!

Here are some fun warning labels on actual products:

• Snow sled -- "Beware: sled may develop high speed under certain snow conditions"
• DVD/Blu-Ray storage rack -- "Do not use as a ladder"
• Fishing lure -- "Harmful if swallowed"
• Carpenter's electric router -- "This product not intended for use as a dental drill"
• Baby stroller -- "Remove child before folding"
• Public toilet -- "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking"
• Hand-held massager -- "Do not use while sleeping or unconscious"
• Underarm deodorant -- "Caution: Do not spray in eyes"
• Car sunshield -- "Do not drive with sunshield in place"
• Fireplace log -- "Caution: Risk of Fire"
• Sleep aid -- "Caution... Will Cause Drowsiness"
• Mr. Bubble body wash -- "Keep Out Of Reach Of Young Children"
• Cat litter -- "Safe To Use Around Pets"
• Cheese spray -- "For best results, remove cap, hold applicator tip close to food, press tip firmly and move slowly across food surface"
• Hair spray -- "Do not smoke until hair is dry"
• Toilet bowl cleaner -- "It is not recommended that children or pets drink water from the toilet"
• Chainshaw -- "Don't use genitals to stop this chainsaw"
• Bottom of a jar of dill pickles -- "Open other end"
• Laser printer toner cartridge -- "Do not eat toner"
• Jar of peanut butter -- "Warning: may contain nuts"
• Cigarette lighter -- "Do not expose flame"
• Rubber ball -- "Choking hazard. This toy is a small ball"
• Auto parts label -- "Before installing, please shut off engine"
• Birth control pills -- "Do not use if you intend to become pregnant"
• Sleeping pills -- "Warning: may cause drowsiness"
• Dashboard of mail truck -- "Look before driving"
• Bathroom cleanser -- "For best results start with clean bathtub"
• Cruise ship railing -- "Do not jump from vessel while moving"
• Frisbee -- "Warning: may contain small parts"
• Sharpening stone -- "Warning: knives are sharp"