Fully Functional Adult Version of Little Tikes "Cozy Coupe" Car for Sale on eBay!

Fully Functional Adult Version of Little Tikes "Cozy Coupe" Car for Sale on eBay! Are you in the throes of a quarter-life crisis? Are My Little Pony Cafes and BSB reunions not quite cutting it when it comes to getting your nostalgia fix? You're not alone. The die-hard #FBF enthusiast in you will be excited to know that it is now possible to own a working, adult-sized version of your childhood-favorite toy car. That's right, folks. The Little Tikes "Cozy Coupe" for grown-ups is selling on eBay for a cool £21,500.00. In other words, if you have roughly $33,000 and nothing better to do with it, don't miss out on this opportunity. The item condition is listed as "used" and has 5,000 miles of use on it. What a beaut. There are a few things to consider before making this financial leap, however, in our opinion. The first being, will anyone ever talk to us again if we're spotted rolling in this baby? Is this secretly a speeding ticket trap mobile? Lastly, will we ever be able to date again? If these things are not of concern to you, this is your next purchase. Go get 'em, Tiger! (Eonline)