- I met him once. He wasn't nice. All I asked was for him to show me to my seat.
- I'm thinking his mother must have gone into labor in a movie theater.
- He's doing so well, he probably is done with show people to their seats.
- I always thought he should have married someone named "Snack Bar Girl" or something like that.
- He was Judge Stone, although many people took him for granite.
- Back in the day, he worked the job in Hollywood... but lived up in Washington state as a volunteer fire fighter.
- He's also a magician, although, if he was any good, he'd make his career reappear.