TWO MEN WALK INTO BAR

Men's Health tally up the tab at your favorite watering holes here's what they found:

• 18 is the average guy's age when he first swaggered into a bar
• 50% of men are known by name at their local haunt
• 47,041 bars beckoning to guys in the U.S.
• La Crosse, WI, is the city with the most drinking spots per residents
• $46 is the bill after a typical bar visits
• $275 is the financial hangover he suffered on his wildest night out
• 40% of guys wild night included taking a body shot off a female
• 69% of men say they're carded occasionally
• 42% of guys say they've flashed a fake ID
• 70% of guys feel anxious approaching women in bars
• 25% of men say they met their wives in a bar
• 50% of bar fights are started over a woman
• 48% of men have duked it out in a bar
• 20% of bar fights result in an ER visit
• 4% of men admit their favorite bar is a strip joint
• 120 decibels is the average level in a bar
• 125 decibels is the level at which your eardrums ache
• 27% increase in the pace of alcohol consumption when the music is loud
• 503,420 is the number of U.S. bartenders working to keep up with that pace
• $9.84 is the average hourly wage of a bartender including tips
• 5 is the average numbers of drinks served to each patron
• 25% of guys have paid bills by serving drinks
• 40% of men say their lifelong dream is to open a bar
• Sports Bar is the type of bar they'd most like to open
• 19% of men admit to ducking out on a bar tab
• 86% of men have stopped a friend from driving home drunk
• 55% of men admit to having their own keys taken away by a friend
• 51% of guys have been thrown out of a bar
• 60% of men have capped off a night a bar with a one night stand