Victoria Beckham turns 45 today. It's easy to buy her birthday presents, because she'll always tell you what she wants, what she really, really wants.
Jennifer Garner celebrates birthday number 47 today and is happy to be Ben-less.
I don't know her very well, but I do know what's in her wallet.
When she blows out the candle, we know what she's wishing for.
I'd like to refer to her by her old TV show, but she prefers not to use an "Alias."
Her Alias was Sydney.
"Boomer" Esiason celebrates his 58th birthday today.
These days, he's less boomer and more fluffer.
Supposedly, he got his name from a gas problem he suffered after eating too many beans.
In fact, he was the guy who coined the phrase, "quarterback sneak."