HEADLINES TRUTH OR TRASH
"Donald Trump Plans To Ban Aliens From Landing on Earth!"
Trash! Uh, no. Different aliens.
Trash! Uh, no. Different aliens.
"Hillary Clinton Plans to Ask Bill To Be Her Running Mate!"
Trash! They haven't run together for years.
Trash! They haven't run together for years.
"Hillary Says She'll Release Truth About Area 51 and UFOs If Elected!"
Truth! Clinton's campaign chairman, John Podesta, called for the release of UFO files, saying, "The American people can handle the truth." Clinton said, "He has made me personally pledge we are going to get the information out. One way or another."
Truth! Clinton's campaign chairman, John Podesta, called for the release of UFO files, saying, "The American people can handle the truth." Clinton said, "He has made me personally pledge we are going to get the information out. One way or another."
"Dominoes Delivery Guy Stabs Customer for Giving Small Tip!"
Truth! Police say 31-year-old Michael Parker, a Domino's deliveryman, stabbed a customer in the neck and wrist during an argument about a late delivery! Apparently, the 20-year-old customer offered only a $3 tip on the $45 order because it was so late. Parker has been charged with assault with a deadly weapon.
Truth! Police say 31-year-old Michael Parker, a Domino's deliveryman, stabbed a customer in the neck and wrist during an argument about a late delivery! Apparently, the 20-year-old customer offered only a $3 tip on the $45 order because it was so late. Parker has been charged with assault with a deadly weapon.
"Fight Breaks Out at New Jersey Anti-Violence Demonstration!"
Truth! Yep! The small crowd reportedly began arguing among themselves on the steps of Newark City Hall about the city's attempts to curb violence. Two guys got into a physical confrontation and one man put his hands around another's neck and pushed him to the ground.
Truth! Yep! The small crowd reportedly began arguing among themselves on the steps of Newark City Hall about the city's attempts to curb violence. Two guys got into a physical confrontation and one man put his hands around another's neck and pushed him to the ground.
"Woman Turns Down Marriage Proposal When She Sees the Size of the Ring!"
Truth! In China, a hopeful romantic set up an elaborate public spectacle to ask his girlfriend to marry him, but things took a turn for the worse when she looked at the one-carat rock he'd gotten for her, she turned and left! Afterwards, she said to her boyfriend, "Before we agreed on an one carat diamond ring. Why is it so small?"
Truth! In China, a hopeful romantic set up an elaborate public spectacle to ask his girlfriend to marry him, but things took a turn for the worse when she looked at the one-carat rock he'd gotten for her, she turned and left! Afterwards, she said to her boyfriend, "Before we agreed on an one carat diamond ring. Why is it so small?"
"David Letterman Coming Out of Retirement!"
Trash! He's got a top ten list of reasons why he would never do that!
Trash! He's got a top ten list of reasons why he would never do that!
"American Idol Plans All-Naked Episode"
Trash! No, you're thinking of "60 Minutes."
Trash! No, you're thinking of "60 Minutes."
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