The biggest lies ever told?

The biggest lies ever told? The first one that comes to everyone's mind is "the check's in the mail," but you'll be surprised at how many others will be called in. Here's a list to help you out.

• I'll respect you in the morning.
• I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.
• You get this one and I'll pay next time.
• Of course I love you.
• I'm getting a divorce.
• Drinking? Why, no, Officer.
• It's not the money. It's the principle of the thing.
• I never watch television except for PBS.
• But we can still be friends.
• She means nothing to me.
• Don't worry, it can go another 20 miles when the gauge is on "empty."
• I gave at the office.
• Don't worry. He's never bitten anyone.
• I'll call you later.
• I've never done anything like this before.
• Now I'm going to tell you the truth.
• It's supposed to make that noise.
• Don't worry. It's okay, I'm sterile.