THIS WEEK IS
New Year's Resolutions Week -- January 4-9. The problem with New Year's resolutions is that people set their standards way to high when it comes to selecting them. It always happens, in early January we all are promising we're going to do 100 sit-ups a day, quit smoking and all the health stuff. Well, let's look at resolutions we can keep. I promise:
- That if I win the lottery, I will gladly accept the money.
- That I will take all the vacation time that's coming to me.
- Not to give money to politicians.
- If I can get off jury duty. I promise that I will.
- If someone offers me a cold beer, I'll smile and say, "Thanks, don't mind if I do."
- To leave work every day at the end of my shift.
- When I get my paychecks this year, I'll cash them promptly.
- If the IRS sends me any back this year, I promise not to argue with them about it.
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