WHY MEN DIE FIRST
- If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race... you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework... you're a pansy.
- If you work too hard... there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough... you're a good-for-nothing bum.
- If she has a boring, repetitive job with low pay... this is exploitation. If you have a boring, repetitive job with low pay... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
- If you get a promotion ahead of her... that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you... it's equal opportunity.
- If you mention how nice she looks... it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet... it's male indifference.
- If you cry... you're a wimp. If you don't... you're an insensitive SOB.
- If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy... that's domination. If she asks you... it's a favor.
- If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear... you're a pervert. If you don't... you're gay.
- If you buy her flowers... you're after something. If you don't... you're not thoughtful.
- If she has a headache... she's tired. If you have a headache... you don't love her anymore.
- If you want it too often... you're oversexed. If you don't... there must be someone else.
Men die first because they want to.
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