TEN OLD-FASHIONED WAYS TO SAY 'SEX'
Top 10 old-fashioned ways to talk about sex:
1. Amorous congress
This is the most polite way to say that a couple is having sex.
2. Bread and butter
One on top of the other.
A brief, meaningless fling.
4. Convivial society
Similar to "amorous congress" and used primarily by upper class society.
This comes from "making children"--because babies have faces.
6. Green gown
Giving a girl a green gown can only happen in the grass.
7. Pully hawly
A game at pully hawly is a series of affairs.
8. A stitch
Similar to having a brush, "a stitch" is a casual affair.
9. Take a flyer
"Flyers" are shoes, so "take a flyer" is to have sex dressed or without going to bed.