Desert Radio AZ wants these new words added to Webster's English Dictionary

These two new words I want to see added to the Dictionary. Bi-sacksual (bye-sack-shu-ul) adj. Able to accept either a paper or plastic sack for groceries at the supermarket without any sense of guilt. And Trans-sacksual Is someone that has made a commitment to bring their own sacks for groceries to the supermarket and are dam proud of themselves for making that change!