HEADLINE TRUTH OR TRASH
"Apathy is Our World's Number One Problem!"
Trash! Who cares?
"Woman Dies from Kissing Boyfriend!"
Truth! 20-year-old Myriam Ducre-Lemay died after kissing her boyfriend who had just eaten a peanut butter sandwich. She never told him she was allergic. By the time paramedics arrived it was too late.
"Adopted Guy Falls in Love With His Birth Mom!"
Truth! 19-year-old Shane Burke believes he may have been suffering from genetic sexual attraction-a condition in which someone has a sexual attraction to a relative if they first meet as adults. Burke's birth mom, Rose Bestall, had been forced to give him up for adoption when she gave birth to him at the age of just 15 but he tracked her down on Facebook. Shane says he eventually got over his creepy feelings.
"NBA Playoffs Expanded to Best of 23 Games!"
Trash! But wouldn't the network just love that!
"Eating Lots of BeaNs Can Give You Super-Human Strength!"
Trash! Super-human, yes... strength, no.
"Arizona Sheriff Creates Summer Jail Camp for Kids!"
Truth! Sheriff Joe Arpaio is offering a two-day summer camp for kids designed to teach them the dangers of getting involved with drugs, alcohol, and/or gangs. It's designed to show young people the realities of jail life and campers will follow jail regulations, wear inmate clothing, work as inmate laborers, eat jail food, sleep in jail tents/bunks, and attend educational programs.
"Guy Gets Life in Prison for DWI!"
Truth! Happened to 56-year-old Donald Middleton - for two reasons: One - it was his ninth DWI and two-- this was Texas! Nuff said.
"Dog is Able to Sniff Out a Liar!"
Trash! It turns out the dog was lying.
Trash! Who cares?
"Woman Dies from Kissing Boyfriend!"
Truth! 20-year-old Myriam Ducre-Lemay died after kissing her boyfriend who had just eaten a peanut butter sandwich. She never told him she was allergic. By the time paramedics arrived it was too late.
"Adopted Guy Falls in Love With His Birth Mom!"
Truth! 19-year-old Shane Burke believes he may have been suffering from genetic sexual attraction-a condition in which someone has a sexual attraction to a relative if they first meet as adults. Burke's birth mom, Rose Bestall, had been forced to give him up for adoption when she gave birth to him at the age of just 15 but he tracked her down on Facebook. Shane says he eventually got over his creepy feelings.
"NBA Playoffs Expanded to Best of 23 Games!"
Trash! But wouldn't the network just love that!
"Eating Lots of BeaNs Can Give You Super-Human Strength!"
Trash! Super-human, yes... strength, no.
"Arizona Sheriff Creates Summer Jail Camp for Kids!"
Truth! Sheriff Joe Arpaio is offering a two-day summer camp for kids designed to teach them the dangers of getting involved with drugs, alcohol, and/or gangs. It's designed to show young people the realities of jail life and campers will follow jail regulations, wear inmate clothing, work as inmate laborers, eat jail food, sleep in jail tents/bunks, and attend educational programs.
"Guy Gets Life in Prison for DWI!"
Truth! Happened to 56-year-old Donald Middleton - for two reasons: One - it was his ninth DWI and two-- this was Texas! Nuff said.
"Dog is Able to Sniff Out a Liar!"
Trash! It turns out the dog was lying.
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