TODAY IS

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Can you believe July begins on Friday? With the 4th coming up on Monday, it's a 3-day weekend!

Kellie Pickler turns the big 3-0. That's where she holds up three fingers and says, "Oh!" The former "Dancing with the Stars" champ is one of those singers who came out of "American Idol" and enjoyed a career in music. That's right... not a winner.

John Cusack hits the big 5-0 today, and I'm not talkin' Hawaii. Wanna see him as a nerdy kid? Check out the movie "16 Candles."

Former Super Bowl quarterback John Elway turns 56 today. He's the General Manager of the Denver Broncos. (That's the NFL team without Peyton Manning retired from.) He had more completed passes than Jude Law at a singles convention.

Kathy Bates celebrates birthday number 68 today/ I can honestly say I saw her nude scene in "About Schmidt" and lived. So now, whenever I watch a movie she's in and there's even a hot tub in the background, I close my eyes... just in case.

Mel Brooks, comedy legend, turns the big 9-0 today!
  • We'll never look at sitting around a campfire eating beans the same way again.
  • He'll enjoy a tradition birthday cake, while a group of cowboys sitting around a campfire perform the birthday song. You don't want to know how.
  • Instead of a cake, he'll blow out a Blazing Saddles campfire scene.

National Celebrate Your Marriage Day -- 
  • At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other woman replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

  • A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it."

  • Young son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her." Dad: "That happens in most countries son."

  • Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late.

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