TODAY IS

It's Monday the 13th! Awwwwww!

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen turn the big 3-0. They're so skinny, they have to stay away from the cake or someone might try to light them.

Steve-O from Jackass turns 42 today. I have no idea how, either... somewhere, someone is paying off a bet. Or, I simply can't explain how he made it this far.

Ally Sheedy turns 54. She's still waiting for that call for the next "Short Circuit" sequel.

Tim Allen turns 63 today. He'll blow out the candles on his cake using the Windblast Extinguisher 5000. Tim Taylor Clip


Sewing Machine Day -- What does your basic Christmas tree and sewing machine have in common? (needles)

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